</p><blockquote style="text-transform: capitalize;font-size: 20px; padding: 10px;"></blockquote> <a id='KB8LmKNO' href='https://www.sellcompare.co.uk'>https://www.sellcompare.co.uk</a> <p>供电 <a href='https://youtubevideoembed.com/'>嵌入 YouTube 视频</a> </p> <p>昨天的 <em>上周今晚</em> （或者我只是想看个喜剧节目然后睡觉，但现在我对约翰·奥利弗所说的约翰尼·乔伊·基勒感到难过）在特朗普来自朝鲜的巨额信件中写道，巴布琴科假装死了，然后 <em> </em> <a href='https://www.theguardian.com/uk-news/2018/may/31/posh-royal-expert-exposed-as-tommy-from-upstate-new-york-harry-meghan-duchess-of-sussex' rel='noopener'>假皇家专家的不可思议的故事</a> 来自纽约州北部。这一集的主要故事是关于老年人和监护权，这个系统在运行时可以很好，但在不起作用时绝对可怕。</p> <p>主持人首先谈到了 4900 万 65 岁或以上的美国人，以及这个数字只会在有时被称为“银色海啸”（或克里斯托弗·普卢默在他的地下笼子格斗场上得到的昵称）的激增中增长的事实.那时我们看到的是，老年人和长者经常因监护人的腐败和剥削而告终，因为监护人以荒谬的指控利用他们的监护人—— <a href='https://boingboing.net/2017/10/04/april-parks-jon-norheim-jared.html' rel='noopener'>四月公园案</a> 成为最引人注目的之一。</p> <p>Oliver 查阅了各种财务记录，这些记录会让您大吃一惊，其中包括监护人每天收费 100 小时的记录，以及另一张弹力裤收费 108 美元的记录。主持人指出，100 小时是不可能的，除非一个人在水星星球上，众所周知，水星每天持续 1407 个地球小时。</p> <p>如果这看起来比 <em>上周今晚</em> 平常的笑话，奥利弗承认，老实说，这是专为尼尔·德格拉斯·泰森 (Neil deGrasse Tyson) 设计的笑话。但是泰森是怎么看待这个笑话的呢？以事实核查和纠正而臭名昭著的科学家简要地权衡了以下几点：</p> <p>是的，但你给出的时间是水星的旋转速度。这和一天不一样。当然，水星上的一天是从日出到日出。 （比奥利弗给出的长 3 倍）</p> <p>主持人回应，简短地暗示了 Sam Bee 针对伊万卡特朗普的无能 c**t 评论。尼尔闭嘴！住口！奥利弗说，你为什么要毁了一切！享受一些东西，在你他妈的生活中享受一次！你怎么了，你这个笨蛋——哦，没关系，这不值得。这不值得。馊主意。</p> <blockquote class='twitter-tweet'> <p dir='ltr' lang='en'>非常感谢你出去 <a href='https://twitter.com/neiltyson?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw'>@尼尔蒂森</a> 谁不能让自己享受我们为他写的笑话。</p> <p>- 上周今晚（@LastWeekTonight） <a href='https://twitter.com/LastWeekTonight/status/1003479886089146374?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw'>2018 年 6 月 4 日</a> </p></blockquote> <p>但回到监护权，奥利弗强调州和地方法院缺乏资源，缺乏法规，包括只有 12 个州要求专业监护人获得认证的事实。在我们如何照顾长辈方面还有很多工作要做，主持人指出这也是必要的，尽管与我们的老年人坦率地谈论他们希望如何被照顾是他妈的噩梦。</p> <p>意识到他不是一个老年人而是一个神圣的狗屎他真的只有 41 岁，这一集的结尾是 Cloris Leachman、Lily Tomlin、William Shatner、Fred Willard 和 Rita Moreno 关于衰老、河马的 PSA ，并让汤姆汉克斯成为你的监护人。</p> <p>（图片：截屏）</p> </article> </div> </div> </div> </div> <div class="col-12 col-lg-4"> <h4 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